Sody logic, as of late:
"Dogs don't eat you, only rats. Right, Mommy?"
"If you have too much food in your mouth you choke. And then you die. And then you are sad because have no more kids. Right, Mommy?"
"A car can squash you because it has sharp wheels. And then you die. And you have no head and your head breaks open. Right, Mommy?"
Sody (after a very large man walked by the house): "That man was fat."
Me: "Yes, but it's not polite to say that."
Sody: "We only say that in the house. Right, Mommy?"
Uhh...so that's: animals eating you, death by food or car, and rudeness about larger people...we are laugh riot over here, huh?